if you made it here god help you 

this is my website.

i dont need a website. 

but I spent £120 on the domain so here we are

I will use this as a blog until I think of something else 

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iv heard people credibly accuse the bush administration of orchestrating 911 with the Saudi's.

somebody threw a shoe at GW bush's head at a press conference​

god bless that man 

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the stock market is fake, you wanna know how i know its fake

they switch it off at the end of every day 

and they all go home 

then

the next morning they all turn up to their offices 

somebody turns the stock market back on again

and off they go

did you know the majority of hedge funds dont out perform the SNP 500 

so the most qualified people in the world dont know what they're doing

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I once made £50 on some Lockheed Martin stock. ​

does that make me a qualified financial advisor?

thats not for me to say, but yes it does. 

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the only qualification i have is a diploma in music performance

which is the same as not having a diploma.

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when i see people on the news complaining the stock market is down 

I think, why dont they just turn it off?

and leave it off until it goes back up.

you see

it really is that simple.

I made my money the old fashion way 

screaming about formula one

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